Strange Business, Time
thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: lawebloca]

queenofthebeasties:

It has begun.

I did a 7:00am to 11:30am shift today and my first class started at two. I also had to go home and change of my uniform and shit to catch a 12:50 bus since it takes about 35 minuets to get to campus and than some additional minutes to walk up there. So I was a little pressed for time, so when my replacement show up I was ready to leave. Then the first costumer she got was a return for a cantaloupe and she doesn’t know how to do produce returns yet since she’s still training so I stuck around a little bit to show her the code. I was then ready to leave and as I was leaving the service desk this guy stepped INFRONT of me and asked if I could stay for a little bit. He knew my shift was over as I had said goodbye to my coworker and asked me to fucking stick around just so he could get what ever the fuck he was there for done faster even though there was only one person in front of him and that was the cantaloupe lady. WHo was done and leaving the desk. All I said was no and that i had to leave. Like fuck, man. WHat gives you the right to ask me stay a little longer just so you can go through the line faster? FUCk U. Once I’m off the clock I have no obligation to help you and you have no idea where I’m going next. I could be going to a second job. In this case I needed to get to school. There were plenty of people there to help you and you pick the one who just got off their shift. I fucking hate people sometimes. 

susiethemoderator:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

It’s even funnier when you see the White Tears in the comment section saying EXACTLY what the actors say in the video.

I love that in fanfics for the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Arthur Dent is always complaining about tea in some way and it is not an exaggerated character trait, that is literally Arthur for almost all the books.

fuckingmulder:

Imagine Mulder and Scully at a restaurant. Someone starts to have an allergic reaction to something. The person they’re with says, “IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?!”

Mulder looks over at Scully in slow motion. The music swells. Scully rises.

Her time has come.

She is a medical doctor.

easttafricangirl:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Michael Brown is laid to rest. 

My heart is aching..

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day